What your desk set-up says about you

Clean or clutter, coffee cups or cans… Here’s what the state of your desk says about you.

The Three or more Screens:

One of these screens is used for Netflix on a daily basis. 

The Used Cafe Table:

You’ve got a caffeine addiction and had your mum clean up after you your entire life.

The Clean Girl Era:

You love an Excel spreadsheet, your notes are colour-coordinated and you NEVER have a greasy hair day.

Clutter Queen:

You thrive under pressure, turn up to meetings 10 minutes late and defo have some gone off food somewhere on your desk.

The Empty Desk:

You work from home 99% of the time to the point you no longer have an office chair.

The Themed Desk:

Your favourite time of day is when random tangents happen so that you can slot in a random fact about your favourite film series that no one needs, nor wanted to know.

The Influenced Desk:

You have a TikTok shop addiction, love playing corporate dress up and film ‘spend the day at the office with me’ TikToks weekly.

The Snack Stasher:

You’re defo an only child and never learnt how to share.

The Mantlepiece:

You’re happily married with two kids, and your favorite topic of conversation is either your children or your partner.

The Piles of Paperwork:

This is both a cry for help and a filing cabinet.

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